Saturday 23 May 2009

Just a speech on the after-dinner circuit - with tasteful pole dancing.

Arsenal legend to talk at strip club's event

The former PFA Young Player of the Year, who is famous for recovering from addictions to drink, drugs and gambling, will appear at Urban Tiger in Wellingborough Road before, during and after the Manchester United versus Barcelona final, which is being shown live at the club.

Club manager, Les Harrison, said: "It's set to be a top night; Paul Merson is doing the after dinner circuit at the moment and he's got some great football stories."


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Doors open on Wednesday at 6pm, Mr Merson will start his talk at 7pm and the match kicks off at 7.45pm with tasteful pole dances during the event.

Tickets for entry to Urban Tiger are £10 each which includes a free curry and rice. Call Northampton 824766 for tickets and information.

Mr Harrison said: "As the advert goes, Carlsberg don't put on football nights but if they did it'd probably be something like this one."


Great news for female football fans! Oh, that's right - they don't exist.